my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

missauset:

nawyougood:

im starting to appreciate women who wear dresses a lot more. especially when the dress is gripping the curves like new tires. have a nigga feeling horny with a hint of sophistication. make you wanna go under the curtain and eat the pussy with ya pinky up.

Her: this pussy good aint it

Me:

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hmmm yes indubitably spot on indeed

WHAT

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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"   Immature love says:
I love you because I need you.
Mature love says:
I need you because I love you.   "
Erich Fromm (via nystagmia)

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"   If I treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.   "
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"   I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.   "
My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

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